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Because no one actually reads these... :) "Recipes are like online dating websites. They never end up looking like the picture.†LOL - So true!“Women’s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.†– Maybe…LOL“Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.†– That about sums it up….“Boys: Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men: Ask for pictures with no makeup.†– Amen!“Real guys take the long way and look in our eyes to our soul. Others take the short cut through the boobs.†- HAHA“I’m not the girl your mom warned you about. Her imagination was never this good.†– TRUE! ;)And drumroll please......“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.†- Amy Sedaris
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