Because no one actually reads these... :) "Recipes are like online dating websites. They never end up looking like the picture.” LOL - So true!“Women’s logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.” – Maybe…LOL“Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.” – That about sums it up….“Boys: Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men: Ask for pictures with no makeup.” – Amen!“Real guys take the long way and look in our eyes to our soul. Others take the short cut through the boobs.” - HAHA“I’m not the girl your mom warned you about. Her imagination was never this good.” – TRUE! ;)And drumroll please......“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.” - Amy Sedaris