I don't have a car, a job, a phone, a steady place to live, or proper hygiene. I'm on parole.I don't like music, fitness, the outdoors, pets, travel, or much of anything other than drinking. I wear Ed Hardy and Affliction every single day (I love rhinestones).I'm not sarcastic or funny at all either. So if you're looking for that, I may not be for you.