*I'm a mix of INTJ and ENTJ.*I've been known to fix things that aren't broken - I have an obsessive curiosity about how stuff works.I love the Bee Gees and Carly Simon. Deal with it...I make a silly voice when I talk to dogs because they seem to understand me better.*Ed Hopper, Chuck Close, Salvador Dali, Edvard Munch, Duane Hanson, and Fernando Botero are a few artists whose work I enjoy greatly.I despise condiments.Sometimes, when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants - bonus points if you can name the movie!I have a talent for picking up on body language.*****the tough questions and answers******I do my best to support: gay rights and equality, the goals of the labor movement, calling a spade a spade, environmental policies that encourage job creation yet prevent excessive amounts of crap from being put into the air, educational policies that teach disadvantaged youth skills they need to be functional in society, a minimum wage increase, voting out of office politicians that are more interested in political gamesmanship rather than doing the peoples' business, pointing out dishonestly when it is committed by both republicans and democrats, holding large financial corporations accountable for the damage they have done and are currently doing to our economy, economic policies that discourage companies from outsourcing jobs, trying Kim Jong-un in the international criminal court for crimes against humanity,andIn November, I performed a wedding ceremony for two of my close friends - I was ordained by the Universal Life Church. It's kinda fun to tell people that I'm "in the clergy."I'm a Union crane mechanic that works on the South side of Chicago in the railroads. Yes, I know the burbs may as well be another planet to most city dwellers. I work in the city every day.I’m really good atFolding my tongue in halfDevising contraptionsDaydreamingSwilling beerAnnoying people with facts