Hi, I've been searching for my soul mate, my best friend, someone I can trust and tell all my inner most thoughts to. I've read through hundreds of profiles on these sites, different women of all ethnicities, age groups, and backgrounds and I think I fit what they are all looking for just haven't found the right one yet? After reading the rest of my profile, I hope that you agree and will reach out to me!I hate long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners, it is a waste of time when we could just be "hooking up"?Communication is NOT key, it just leads to arguments and a hateful cursing, If I grab your ass that should be all the communication you need.You love to travel? ( you mean you want a rich guy...) yea me too....You pay for the trip and I'll be more than happy to tag along, and "walk on the freakin beach" with you.You have two wonderful kids, "they are your life"....you mean you got knocked up and your stuck with them full time because the loser you hooked up with is a dead beat and is no longer in the picture, so now I gotta put up with your brats when I'm trying to get a little....nice, real nice....You love life, and have everything you need! It would just be nice to have a man to share it with....you mean your tired of buying batteries for your "friend" and there's lots of things around the house that need fixing. I get it.Your a good Christian woman and want to find someone who shares your love of the lord.....you mean your a bible thumping freak and think that a church man is the answer? Guess what? Those guys just wanna get laid and be left alone like the rest of them....and they're usually more screwed up in the head than anyone.So, as you can see I have a keen sense of what women are thinking and really want....If you would be interested in donating free dinners to strangers(aka-first date...like I have forever)hooking up on the first date because that's what its really aboutand your willing to listen to my bullsh*tall night cuz I really have no interest what-so-ever in what you have to say, I'll be to busy looking at your breasts anyhow (that's what guys are doing when you speak, if you didn't realize) Than I just might be the dream boat you've been looking for!Hope to hear from you...