Ugh self summaries.Let's be real.I will not hang out with you if you drink or smoke drugs. I'm a recovering alcoholic (2 years sober!) and that is just not my thing anymore. I smoke cigarettes but am sometimes trying to quit that, too.I'm probably not really looking for anything too serious on here, but I like good conversation and meeting new people.I work a lot anyway, between two different jobs so I'm a very busy lady.I like dumb jokes and gas station snacks and also red bull.Winter can suck it and summer is a babe.I am also weirdly obsessed with sloths and Miley Cyrus.I think I'm kind of funny.I curse a lot and make inappropriate jokes.I mostly speak in run-on sentences that hardly make sense.