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I really like lists... so here are some random? interesting? important? odd? facts about me:-I'm ridiculously sarcastic and I refuse to take myself too seriously.-Family will always come first.-I let my dog sleep on the bed. Actually, I encourage it.-Not a fan of vampire movies.-I didn't think Bridesmaids was that funny. Anchorman, Step Brothers, Animal House, and Billy Madison will never get old.-I'm a sucker for a man with a nice smile and a love of dogs. Sarcasm and athleticism are also pretty cool.-I love to cook and I think I'm pretty darn good. I eat a lot of meat and vegetables. Like a lot a lot.-If you enjoy inappropriate/offensive humor, bacon, "that's what she said" jokes, and board games aaaand if you don't mind a girl with calloused hands from weightlifting... we will probably get along just fine.-I think it's hilarious when people on here write things like "I don't like drama" or "I don't want a girl with a lot of baggage." Weird! I really like drama and baggage, so that's a shame.-Please know how to use their/they're/there, your/you're, and to/too/two. Please?The end.
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