My Friends call me Merlin.I rode to the peak of Mt. Everest on a Sherpa's back.I invented the wheel, and then reinvented it when the patent expired.I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of nearly every object.I like smashing cellphones with sledgehammers.I'm a gracious winner.I hate losing.I am the only man I know with an arch nemesis.I really enjoy meeting new people but it seems in this area i just see the same faces over and over. Anyone interesting out there?