I’m a latent schizophrenic with sociopathic traits and a borderline personality disorder. I have meds but one of my alters keeps hiding them!I am a drama Queen looking for my Prince Charming and know he exists on this site!I’m really 21 but say I’m 50 because I like it when people say I look good for my age.I have 5 kids from 10 different daddies (and have the stretch marks to prove it!). You don’t have to worry about the kids because they run amok and I seldom know where they are.All my photos are at least 20 years out of date. I am really very heavy, short with brown hair and a curly permanent, because that’s so hot.My job is to live on public assistance. It’s a great gig if you can get it.I can hold intellectually stimulating conversations for hours based on my highly accomplished 8th grade education.My style is to shove my fat ass, big belly and cellulite ridden legs into a really tight, size 2 short booty dress because that just looks hot. I only wear stilettos because they are such sensible footwear. On special occasions I might wear flip flops so I can showcase my feet as they would be in the jungle.I’m a confirmed Republican and Fox News watching “real amircan.”That was fun!All seriousness aside : I am real and seek fellow A List players on the same page of the Players handbook as I. Those who understand carbs, hot showers and hydration are par for the course in any major athletic event. Every blue moon or so a fellow A lister may come along that just has that “thing” that does me in, makes me atwitter with anticipation, a lil shy and awkward. FRONT OF THE LINE!