I'm an artist. I go to a university. Somewhere. I like things that are funny. I wear glasses. When I can't see. Usually when I'm driving. Mostly when I'm driving. Because I have too. It says it on my license. I'm Mexican, but don't talk to me in Spanish. Unless you want to play charades. Jaws is my favorite movie. Cloudy with the Chance of Meatballs is on that list too. Disneyland? I'm an exciting person. Don't bring me down.