I once made a cow jump under the moon. Then I threw away the fork and the spoon so I could eat with my hands. I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink whiskey instead. When I see a hawk swoop down to catch a mouse I catch it first, then give it to him or her as a runner up trophy. I cook minute rice in seconds. Lastly when I go to any zoo the lions bow down to me and call me Simba. =D