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Headline:
Let's Delete Our Proifiles Together!
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United States
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Woman
City:
Park River
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Man
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Why is it so hard to meet someone normal?I would not have thought that a difficult request but it seems to get harder every day!So let's first define normal...or at least semi sane....?If you are living in your truck....You don't need a date you need to fix your life.If you want to live in the country in the middle of no where with no neighbors far far from civilization.....you have issues I cannot help you with....check with the Robertson's...They might be able to understand.If you think going on a first date and polishing off a six pack at lunch is a good idea.....I can give you the number for AA.....might want to use it.The above seem obvious to me yet all are true experiences.Additionally...I am not interested in chatting and talking dirty to you. There are porn sites that women get paid to do that....go find them. and no I will not text you any pictures and good grief no I don't want to see yours either.IF ANY OF THE ABOVE SOUNDS LIKE YOU DO NOT SEND ME A MESSAGE......IN FACT GO AND GET SOME HELP!!!!Now the sites says I should talk about my hobbies. Not sure why. I can't think of anything more boring than reading your list of hobbies. I am not interested in HUNTING FISHING OR CAMPING. I like the theatre and museums and Sunday morning news. I like to work around the house on DIY projects, I like painting and crafts and out of the way coffee shops with spectacularly good coffee. I like to wear a dress and heels and go out from time to time to a place that it is appropriate to wear those things and sometimes I like to watch the Godfather Trilogy and eat pizza in my sweats on the couch. I am a girl. It is my option to change my mind regularly and frequently. But I promise not to drag you to the mall if you understand that I do not want to go and sleep in a sleeping bag and get up at the crack of dawn to go fishing.I am looking for someone who understand what Honor, Integrity, Loyalty and Character are....beyond mere words in a dictionary. He is intelligent-probably above average. He has a wicked sense of humor and can actually define Chivalry, Romance and Gentleman.......and that is what you should tell me in your first message. What those things are and how they apply to you....I will only respond to those who do.Oh and lastly and this is important. I do not drive. So you need to live within a reasonable distance.
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