Okay, where to start...I'm a lovable idiot who's trying to make a few good friends. Finding the most amazing woman in the world would be a nice bonus but I don't want to get ahead of myself. I'm an avid gamer and a huge anime/manga junkie. In case you weren't aware, that is the most financially devastating hobby combination you could possibly have. I love exercising and being physically active, but I'm still pretty chubby, haha. I consider myself a manly man but will slip up from time to time and do something to contradict that belief. I'm as sarcastic as it gets and my sense of humor is definitely a force to be reckoned with. I work two jobs. One of them seven days a week. I like to stay busy. Plus, I pay all the bills since I live on my own. I also have a very compulsive spending habit, haha. So it's good to have steady income coming in. When I'm not working myself into an early grave I go to the gym every chance I get to maintain the underwhelming appearance you see before you. ;)Overall, my life's pretty simple. I'm happy spending time with friends, gaming, tearing through anime, reading, and doodling stupid pictures to post on Miiverse. I couldn't want more if I tried.I get the feeling that I'm not selling myself well enough. Okay, I'll try a different approach...Ladies, you're probably asking yourself, "What could this bald, scruffy faced geek possibly bring to the table?"Well, I've got the D! Yep, Dish washing skills. I wash dishes like a mother****er. What I'm trying to say is I'm housebroken, ladies! I clean, do my own laundry, and (sort of) cook. Now I'm not saying I'm going to go to your home and do any of that stuff. Lazy hoes need not apply here. What I am saying is that I'm not going to be that douche bag that asks you to be his sex mommy. I don't know if sex mommy is a real term but lets just pretend it is so we can move onward.I'm loyal as hell! I have this archaic sense of honor that makes me think it's completely unacceptable to cheat on a woman, sleep with someone already in a relationship, or **** over any one of my friends. I can even say it's kept me from getting laid on multiple occasions. If that's not devotion, I don't know what is!I am so freaking affectionate! Hold your hand, cuddle, and play fight? I love that shit! I'll give you so many hugs and kisses that you'll be like, "Oooooooh I feel so loved!" I won't treat you like a cheap whore and try to fondle you in public or make out with you in fast food lines. How awesome is that? You just can't find that anymore! Shhh, no you can't.I'm so fresh and so clean clean! I bathe regularly and my lady co-workers are always saying, "Ohhhhh Doug you smell so good." and I'm like, "You don't have to tell me, I already know that. Why are you sniffing me you goddamn creeper?" Can you believe I still have a job? Amazing, right?!Which brings me to my next point; I'm employed! As a matter of fact, I'm double employed! So you can put your fears of me being a worthless life sucking money leech to rest.I'm come drama free! No diseases hanging off my junk or baby's mamas coming after me for child support so you can trust that I believe in safe sex. I rarely drink but when I do I'm the fun kind of drunk! I don't smoke and I don't do any hard drugs. Nor do I associate with any hard drug users. I do have a few stoner pals but they're all fine upstanding folk and quite likable to boot. No criminal record! Yay! I'm a genuinely happy guy. I'm also pretty energetic and playful for someone who works all the time. =DDo you like sports, sitting in front of a tv for six hours playing Call of Duty, listening to people brag about how they're the best player on whatever hamster wheel MMO they're playing, discussing politics, or going to strip clubs? Me neither! Wow, we have so much in common!So have I sold you yet? Well if I haven't, too bad because I'm done typing. Now if you're thinking, "Wow this guy's perfect", then there's probably something wrong with you're brain but I'm still happy you feel that way. 3Okay this is the part where I completely turn you off to me. However, I know it matters to a lot of women so I feel like it's only fair to tell you. So I'm just being up front and laying it all on the table, ladies! ;)I do not own a car. It's not worth the expense and I get by just fine without one. In related news, I'm not someone who makes a ton of money. I do live comfortably with everything I could want or need but if you're looking for someone who's well off, I'm not your guy. I love kids and I'm even consistently told I'm great with them but I don't have plans for making any of my own just yet. I'm not goal oriented in any way shape or form. I'm also allergic to all furry critters. Though I do love animals! Especially dogs!When it comes down to it, I'm looking for friends first and seeing where it goes. More romance in my life would be nice but I ask that you understand that I'm looking for someone to share my life with, not change my life for. If you feel the same way or can respect that then take a crack at me!