I'm a strong-willed, opinionated history buff who happens to be a grammar freak. My text messages are always punctuated and correctly spelled. I enjoy reading classic novelists such as Charles****ns and modern novelists such as Anne Rice. I’ve even written a few poems and short stories. I listen to music in genres ranging from classic country to hard rock and love a good live set. I’ve traveled 6 hours by car just to see Cher and waited in line for over 2 hours to see Aerosmith, which isn’t easy to do on my legs. Movies and television are another area of wide variation; The Boondock Saints and The Littlest Colonel are both in my list of favorites. I’m a Haven and True Blood addict who enjoys a good dose of Bones and Warehouse 13 as well. Swimming, camping, and fishing are some of my favorite outdoor activities. My friends and I play board games such as Scrabble and Risk and card games including Spades and Rummy. Food is a love of mine, and I love trying new foods. I enjoy Turkish, Creole, Chinese, Italian, Indian, Thai, Greek, Mexican, and Japanese. I am addicted to compliments and love nothing more than to hear the sounds of people enjoying a meal I’ve prepared. I know that I have beautiful features, but I do not believe that I am beautiful at a glance. I am extremely overweight and have dark circles under my eyes and scars on my legs and hips from a car accident. I love my face and the curve of my butt. I like my hands when my nails are long and the sprinkle of freckles on my cleavage. I am the girl who improves with familiarity. My charms are not evident on a first meeting, which is probably why I don't interview well. Sometimes, I’m shy and take a long while to become comfortable enough to come out of my shell. Other times, I get so nervous that I can't seem to be quiet and will tell even the most embarrassing stories about my past. I love to laugh. Humor is the best way to win me over. Anything from impersonations to corny, old jokes tickle me. If you think you can make me giggle, send me a message.