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Headline:
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries
Country:
United States
Sex:
Man
City:
Wyatt
Looking For:
Woman
Description
I am jack's profile summary i like lowercase and coffee. i am a ..piano player (still learning), frequent animal noise maker, goofy face making gentleman. refuse to pay for things that i can do myself. like cut a mean frohawk in my hair(kidding) im growing it but i have cut it for awhile myself. smoothie maker extraordinaire, breakfast making ironchef. i have random dreams about company takeovers and french toast. i sleep with a fan even in winter. i lean towards dark and clever humor. i often laugh at things i shouldn't, draw during meetings, make funny faces at children, and love 80s hits. my father once told me "when we get old we all look like sht so find someone who has your back and is giving" - so take that as you want haha.I never have read so many quotes in my life until i joined this site. I am now a quote masta. Also let me guess, you like to go out once and awhile but also like to stay in? Im psychic!! I have another vision coming on, you love to laugh? shazam. show me a person who hates to laugh and i'll dedicate my life to making them laugh and loving it. everything seems so formal on here. domo arigato mr roboto. i am convinced you are all robots sent from the future to exterminate men. i used to write small songs (a few lines) as messages to women based on their profiles. after much laughing (by myself) and lack of responses to this method, i stopped. i might take requests though. and i can write this profile with no handle bars, no handle bars, no handle baaaars. another note more women should wink in real life. i think it would have me cracking up and interested. don't ask me why.i think the best date idea would be grocery shopping. if you can shop with someone and make it fun and interesting. theres something there!
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Single
 
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