WARNING: If you are looking for a booty call, I am NOT for you. DO NOT ask. I am not looking for a sexual relationship.Now for the nice men who are still reading: If you can make me laugh you are gold. If you don't like "fat chicks" then move along. If you are looking for a housewife, that is not me. I can't cook to save my life. So hopefully you can. My political beliefs are all over the place. I think the dirty hippies should get a job but the same time I think gay people should have the same rights as everyone else.I love road trips. A friend and I once drove to the Mojave Desert to see a phone booth. Unfortunately we didn’t get to see it, but we still had fun anyway.I love movies, particularly comedies. I love to laugh. Sometimes I get laughing a little too hard and have to run to the bathroom so I don’t pee my pants. Sometimes I don’t make it. Yes, I own a lot of panties.I love music. All kinds of genres from dance to country, to dubstep, to 80s, to classic rock, to oldies, to you name it, as long as it sounds good. I also like it loud. Of course I won’t play it loud around you if you don’t like that, but when I’m alone, it’s turned up to 11!!I don’t do the party/bar scene. I prefer to stay home or go out to a quiet dinner. Yes I know that is “boring” but I prefer to be boring than uncomfortable.I love cars. I wish I knew how to restore/work on them. So 2nd best is going to car shows to look at them in awe.I love sports, particularly baseball. When I was a kid I was going to be the first female to play for the major leagues. Lol I used to go to the batting cages all the time. If there were batting cages here, I’d be there all the time.I’m not too picky when it comes to looks of my potential date. But I do require that you have teeth, at least the front ones. Lol I also require that you are not a druggie/smoker (I will date a smoker if you don't smell like an ash tray and you don't smoke around me) and that you have a steady job.I am financially secure so I am not looking for or needing a sugar daddy. I also have no interest in being your sugar mamma, hence the job requirement. I want an old-fashioned type man. One who is polite, opens doors, etc. I want a sweet, romantic type guy. One who will send me flowers, leave me love notes, wants to cuddle on the couch, hold hands, kiss, just to name a few things. Men like this do still exist, right?I really want someone who could be my best friend, some one to eventually fall in love with. Someone to eventually share everything in life with. The good and the bad. I'm not looking to jump into a relationship. Want to take things slow. I'm a hopeless romantic and really need that in return. Could it be you? If you have read this far and are still interested, send me a message.