Okay - so when I say I need a bikini I'm preferring that it be adorning a water-loving babe!About me: 100% average over-educated middle-aged white guy who is just scratching out a living while dreaming of winning the lottery, buying a Harley, and putting DC in my rear-view mirror once and for all. For work I try to assess technology trends for the next 50 years. Free advice: dump your Facebook and Twitter stocks... seriously. I'm on the fence about Apple, though. Their technology is absurdly overpriced but their marketing is spot-on and soundly resonates with their targeted consumer base (lemmings with discretionary income).About you: reasonably sane & stable, open-minded & non-judgmental, and able to appreciate that guys at my age still like babes in bikinis.So if you wanna know more - please shoot me a note!