I’m an 80s baby that was born in the 90s, and I’m not a social media whore. So if my lack of duckface pictures intimidates you then please move on. I’m 6’2” and can dunk on a basketball rim as a white man. I’m health conscious as typically eat a lot of quinoa, and if you don’t know what that is, then there will be some issues. I wear sandals in the winter, and dye my hair blonde when necessary. I pee in the sink when I’m too lazy to walk over to the bathroom, or when I need a different pee spot. I don’t play games, unless we’re talking super smash brothers. But seriously if you are a prototypical narcisstic girl worried more about social media problems than real-world problems then make like a tree and leaf me alone.