Reasons to meet me:I’m nice, good teeth and hair, good job, great friends, well-traveled, not entering into the exchange, respect my elders, good at catching lawn darts, very clean and I drive a truck. Vitals:Health: No cavities or fillings (told you I had great teeth)Education: I graduated from the 13th AND 14th gradesVanity: I think it’s in my bathroomNice guy: Sometimes I pick up elderly peoples checks at Village InnLibito: Off the charts, maybe an 11 (yep, that was a Spinal Tap ref)Service: While you were in college, I was patrolling the pacific looking for commiesThanks for stopping by.PS- If you don’t look like your pictures, you owe me drinks until you do