ZeddKlarity335: I'M UP FOR AN OSCAR TONIGHT

I AM THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD (OR AT LEAST ON MY BLOCK)I CAN MOW MY YARD IN ALL 3 SEASONSI ONCE KILLED A LION WITH MY BARE HANDS (USING A BAZOOKA)BEARS ASK ME IF IT'S OK TO HIBERNATEEAGLES ASK ME TO KILL FIELD MICE FOR THEMHYENA'S ASK ME IF ITS OK TO LAUGHI ONCE PARALLEL PARKED A TRAINI CONTROL ALL THE CLOCKS IN THE WORLD (AT LEAST THE ONES OWNED BY FLAVOR FLAV)I AM SO RARE BIGFOOT SEARCHES FOR MEBABIES ARE BORN RIGHT AS I WALK BY WOMEN (I AM A JANITOR IN A MATERNITY WARD)GEESE FLOCK TO ME WHEREVER I GO ( I KNOW THIS BY ALL THE SHIIT ON MY CAR)I CAN PUT A QUARTER IN A PARKING METER AND GET A GUMBALLI CAN DRIVE FORWARD IN NEUTRALI ONCE BEAT A SNAKE IN A STARING CONTEST (OK IT WAS RUBBER)ALIENS ASK ME TO BEAM THEM DOWNI PULL OVER COPSI CAN MAKE ICECUBES IN A MICROWAVESTAY THIRSTY MY IDIOTS....DRINK TOAST SECKIES

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