I'm short enough that I can't reach the high shelf. I quote songs and movies too much. I'm charmingly sarcastic and I'm waiting for the Caps to win the Stanley cup...yeah. I love my friends and family and I know the DC area like the back of my hand. Will be studying Clinical Social Work in the fall and read obsessively. Really into True Detective right now, but love dumb comedies from the eighties as well. Looking for someone who can banter.