How about a handy list? I will: 1. Be honest yet tactful 2. Make time to get to know you and not date multiple people 3. Not call you endlessly on "guys night" 4. Never "accidentally" leave something behind 5. Talk trash if you are a Cowboys fan 6. Try new things 7. Not send you half-naked selfies 8. Send your mom flowers "just because" We will probably click if you: 1. Are honest and trusting 2. Remember I love tulips and dislike roses 3. Handle all the preparations for the zombie apocalypse 4. Offer me coffee (3 Splenda) vs. wine 5. Don't send me half-naked selfies 6. Enjoy the great outdoors and have patience with me as I come to love them more 7. Conserve ammo What am I good at?Providing smart @$$ answers in a split second Helping others Making you smile Dropping a "that's what she said" or a "said no one ever" Making myself smile Messing up song lyrics Opening my heart Using all the hot water Making lists Jumping (anything from rope to conclusions to hopscotch) Some areas looking for improvement: Throwing darts or bowling balls or horseshoes or anything for that matter! Obeying traffic laws (3 stops and 4 citations in 24 hours will help curb that though) Reading the directions first