Let's start here.. If you love this song, I'll wife you up..httpss://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc0yDMk2cp4YES! THIS IS THE LONgEST PROFILE YOU WILL NEVER READ and If you believe any of this shit, I've got some beach front property to sell you in Arizona... if you have a tendency to take things too seriously, just stop reading now...... BE WARNED! I'm like a dingle berry, CLING TIGHT! Stage fiver for SuRE! My ex called me Warf.. Because I'm a Klingon -. -I'm the type of guy that would buy you flowers, hold the door, pay for dinner and all that other bullsh*t that pisses you off.. You'll never be able to have a moment of peace while I'm working my ass off, going to school and totally doing my own thing.. I pay a very highly advanced robot game tokens to continuously text you and ask you stuff like, "is everything ok?" "what are you doing?" and "Wanna cuddle?"I'm really only here for one thing.. So, If you're confused about where you're at in life or what you want from all of this, you should probably just go hit up that douche that sent you the 3 word message and has the intellectually stimulating 2 sentence profile. He's probably the smart one that will pay your kids way through college and send you on vacation every 6 months for the rest of your life...All bullsh*t aside, I'm like Carl Sagan, a Samurai and da' fu*king Fonz all rolled into one, with an I.Q. of 140.. I bartend and serve just because I like it.. I put up more shots than D.rose and I make more money than the fedral reserve.. I have to drink myself stupid just to bare a conversation with 80% of the populous in America. That's what I tell people anyway.. Fact is, I totally care what people think about me and am willing to DO ANYTHING to gain approval and acceptance because I am totally insecure with myself... Nothing means more to me than the opinions of the sheeple that surround me... Now, for all the bullsh*t you don't care about:- I come from Phoenix, Az. where I lived for most of my life. I am currently a student studying for Radiology Technology. - Thinking it's time to find somebody that compliments my positive energy and share some smiles! If you're looking for somebody to fix or to change, keep looking! I am a very happy, positive person and I've made a lot of changes in my life in order to become a person that I can love and appreciate. I live a drama and nearly stress free life. I have no baggage (DUI, Criminal record, Bad credit/Debt, Divorce) and unlike you, I don't live with my parents! Luckily I don't judge ^^- I love trying new things and I can make the best out of just about any situation. I'm very adventurous! Even though sitting on the couch watching movies is really exciting!!! I tend to get out and try other things from time to time too! I recently got a crotch rocket that I couldn't be more happy with... I love to ride! all I need now Is a pretty girl to throw on the back ^^ I've been Skydiving (twice), Hang-gliding, Kayaking, Snowboarding, I play Frisbee Golf and Paintball to name a few things! Pretty much anything that gets me outdoors and/or gets my adrenaline pumping! - I am very sarcastic and I love joking around. I can take it as well as I dish it out so don't hold back! I try not to take life too seriously. However, I do love and am more than capable of holding intellectual, thought provoking and mind stimulating conversations. I know when and where to put on my game face (Usually on the toilet o. 0).- I am a man of integrity. I take pride in my high moral standards and I feel as though I am about as honest as a person can be. Which, has been known to get me into trouble.- I am a very open minded, easy going person. I treat people how I expect to be treated and I get along with just about everybody. I'm a firm believer in communication, moderation, compromise and KARMA! - I love to make people smile and laugh! I have a huge heart and great perspective.. I donate blood every 2 months. I donate to charities and good causes. I've even been known to do some volunteer work. (community service counts, right?)- I love to cook for and spoil the people that are important in my life as much as I can. and YES! I can cook... I make the best batch of spaghetti'o's you'll ever have! ^. -- I like craft beers, and am starting to get into wine.. I prefer to drink at get togethers or house parties rather than bars, but bars can be fun! - I love nature and see beauty in everything! - I like to eat healthily and workout! No, I'm not an underwear model with a perfect body, but I don't know of a gym in the world that can fix a personality or workout such a pretty face ;D- I dig movies and all kinds of music from every era and genre, including but not limited to: Electronica music (trance, house, dubstep), Indie (Lydia, Mumford and sons, Bon Iver), Rap (Twista, 50cent, Scarface), Bob Marley! Pink Floyd! classic rock, instrumental, etc.. - My biggest flaws? I cuss too much, I am a huge procrastinator and I give people way more credit than they deserve...- Biggest pet-peeves? Liars, being stood up and being ignored.As much as I have said here, there is a lot more to me. None of what I've said can give you any idea of what it is to hang out with me. Though, I feel like it's an accurate description of who I am and strive to be as a person. (Tom Cruise from the 90's!)Oh, and as it turns out... I believe in happily ever afters ^^ (in bed) KCCO!