My name's Mike and I'm brutally honest. I know, people always say "oh, I love honest!" But let's be honest with ourselves for a minute, most people don't. They don't want honest, they don't want real, they want the entire drama and balogna of the junk you see on Real World or Jersey Shore. When people can't deliver, it's always "you're not exciting" or "you're so bitter." Well, bitter, perhaps, but exciting is one thing I can run with.Here's about as real as I can get:- I'm from California so I say "dude" and "rad."- I believe in God and I'd like to meet somebody with at least a belief in a higher power.-I can make most any Italian food you can think of from scratch. If I can't I can pretend that I know what I'm doing!- I have a potty mouth.- There was a study that said people who cuss a lot are more honest and trustworthy. I'm the example.- I can quote the entire movie "Dumb and Dumber."- I wear my heart on my sleeve.- I'm extremely simple in my life goals. I just want a family and a job that can make sure we're never cold, hungry, or wanting of love (I know, not very manly).- I'm an information sponge.- I can make most of the Italian food you can think of. I can also make anything else that comes to mind, mostly by guess work. Doesn't mean it will taste amazing, but I can do it.- I can carry on a conversation for a good long time about almost anything.- My family's everything to me.- I don't dig crowded places.- I like to use the word "dig" to mean "like" or "approve."- I can destroy most people at table shuffleboard.- I'm very politically minded to the point of being annoying (a terrible self-admission)- I try not to judge people, to the best of my abilities.- I sometimes use big words because I can't find enough little ones that get my point across.- I'm not looking for something short term.- I'm my own worst critic.- I used to play drums in a band in Augusta, GA.- In my pictures, I have one or more people with me. This is because I don't take selfies (they're douchey) and when out with my friends, I'm usually the one taking the pictures.If this sounds ok, talk to me. If anything, we can just chit chat and enjoy doing what humans were meant to do: be social.