Hobbies- kayaking, biking, collecting conch shells. Do you kayak? I have 2 of them and am a pro tour guide. I have 2 bikes also.Me- love funny movies, Louie CK, BBQing, kayaking, biking Love to laugh, am sarcastic and funny, good hearted, great at massage, awesome snowboarder and skier, dislike drama, and am easygoing and not uptight.I am a positive and happy person who like to find someone to do some pranks with.I am not trying to get really serious quickly, but would be happy to find a partner in crime. I don't really want to commit a crime, but would like to start a ruckus. You- educated, love to travel, adventurous, warm, positive, happy. Extra bonus points given to someone who is especially funny, a great hugger, adventurous, and intelligent. I enjoy red and white wine in moderation.....I despise alcoholism, but like having a good time.My goals include creating a new national park, designing it, and creating a 501C3.I am in pretty good physical shape and weigh 175, have a 34 inch waist. Most people say I look younger than my age and better in person. I do have a son who is 2 yrs. and 4 months. He is with me at least half the time. Bonus: I have no criminal record, have all my teeth, am intelligent, smell good, kind to animals.....don't take selfie bathroom pictures, am literate and can spell, great kisser, never stalk or cling, love dogs......and many other great things.