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Bristol
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Being an online dating site, I know some girls have some trepidation about meeting guys. For this reason I've assembled a list of references from close friends. All quotes are of course completely authentic and unaltered:"If Josh was around in the 1700's, I would have gladly gone with him as my running mate for vice-president."---George Washington (Snapple fun fact of the day: Up until 1804 the vice-president was the runner-up in the presidential election. You can thank me later when you need this worthless piece of knowledge on Jeopardy)"Josh hasn't ever written a book, in fact I'm pretty sure he can't even read, but if he did write one it'd be one of my book club selections without question."---Oprah Winfrey"Josh has to use the little pink one pound weights at the gym and he can barely lift a hatchet, so he is most assuredly not an axe murderer."---Paul Bunyan"Josh would even do that for love."---Meatloaf"If Josh puts one more stupid quote in his profile I will smack him in the face."-----GandhiAs you can see, that is some high praise from some very respectable members of society.Mandatory Serious Part of My Profile:I feel with the little effort it takes, not enough people go out go their way to make other people smile.I prefer the road less traveled and I'm admittedly a self-proclaimed dork. While I enjoy most any sport and concerts, I also love wine tasting, museums, amusement parks and a good film.I do alright for myself in the job department and dabble in real estate on the side. While I can never hope to have the hair of Donald Trump, I own a couple homes and would like to buy two more so that I can start building hotels Monopoly style. A bit closer to Baltic and Mediterranean Ave, than Boardwalk and Park Place.I think that a sense of humor is the absolute most attractive trait in a girl, though intelligence is a close second. I'm looking for a kind, caring individual that has a good heart. Someone who is just as content curling up under a blanket at home, as they are out and about.End of Serious Part of ProfileSemi-Fun Facts:-I have dance moves like Richard Simmons on crack (patent is pending on three of my dance moves)-I have managed to paint the rooms in my house a total of 15 different colors by last count and am running out of colors in the spectrum to paint-I frequently eat Lucky Charms for breakfast, lunch and/or dinner-I take every opportunity to jump in a good puddle
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